"I'm a selfish prick.
I have a slim physique. I am 6'0 and I weigh 145 pounds. I have
short brown hair and blue eyes with golden rings around them. My
nose is big and so are my two front teeth.
If I had to write a newspaper personals ad I would write "I'm a
well hung sexually talented stud looking for a married woman who
wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive
gifts from him.”
I don't give a fuck what anyone thinks. I do what I want when I
want."